Can u beat that???

1. Once in a week outing for 2 hrs. Those 2 hrs movies are not allowed and u can not meet guys coz our “nirday” wardie used to make our gate keeper, who was supposed to be her most trusted MAN, what was his name: Basheerudeen bhaiya, follow girls and be on a stroll and look out what they are doing.
So it was kind of ‘ur being watched’ all the time…that means no space and possibility for guys and date shate..

2. Every Monday and tuesday u have to wear a white salwar suit,
Being hostellers (read modern and happening hostellers), we always had a problem with this..why do we have to do this..it felt as if those two days of dress code is snatching our freedom of wearing jeans..that was banned later on in college..

3. No jeans allowed

4 Mobiles not allowed

5. Cable TV not allowed

6. Timings for attending phone calls

7. Had to beg to savita chaudhary (our sick wardie) for every extra minute of outing..even if we had some legitimate work outside(ha ha ha..no but at times we really used to get late due to something important…;))

8. The phone calls were screened and so were letters..no privacy..your wardie should know everythin about u..except for the color and brand and size of ur….whatever..

9. Your phone can be picked up at any time while u r in the mid of conversation…there was a parallel line at wardie’s house and she spent most of her time on fone between 4 and 7 and 8:30 and 10..those were the timings for phone to get connected at hostel for girls to talk to “family”

10. No provision for making fone calls..no std booth inside the campus..and lots of questions to be answered before going out with “sushma auntie”(our assiti) for making a fone call in emergency…

11. Wardie can come up just anytime for her usual round in the hostel..to check if eth is fine..her checking generally included eavesdropping..(we saw her doing this so many times..how disgusting).

12. U can not go out for shopping..leave shopping or buying a notebook also. If u want all those petty things then make a list and give it to a Pushpa Aunty... who was assigned to help hostelers. but not to mention that she used to charge us the rikshaw charge..hey how funny was this no??

13. U can not look out of the windows which face out side world. If u are caught doing that then u are out of the gr8 hostel with a tag of "cheap girl"

14. No brothers/uncles allowed in the campus

15. Parents can meet only on Sundays between 10.00 to 6.00 p.m. Parents dropping in without prior noticed and information on a weekday will not be allowed to meet the ward. The weekday emergency meet shall happen before 6 at any cost. After that no body will be entertained

16. No body allowed in the hostel rooms. A special visitor room was meant for all meeting purpose.

17. A hostler can not leave the campus with parents also. She needs to give it in writings as where she is going..for what purpose..what time she will be back and the contact number(must)

18. the best part was that…you were not allowed to go to your own home…you had to beg for a weekend outing..at times when we even had 3 day consecutive off, she would not even think to send the hostelers back home…and reason..vaisey hi..nahin jana to nahin jaana..no matter what u do after that..she won’t let u go…even if u make ur parents call her up for that….
See how attached she was to us..she cudn’t live a single night without us all…

19. There used to be daily evening prayer that used to be held by the assistant warden generally…and if by some chance wardie came for that meet..it used to be nightmare..then we had to stand her experiences of life where we could find nothing but boasting and bragging about her own self…and her manu…her son of 5-6 years..who was a complete brat…

20. You should be PROPERLY DRESSED..no shorts and all..no skin show…but in the evening u will find all sort of dresses out.

21. There were some mess boys in babajis mess so we were instructed not to talk to them. Small kids used to serve food and teasing them was fun. The hottest of all guy was Dipu bhaiya who used to make chappaties and had a cute smile with dimple. So many gals planned to elope with him but waste all those plans were never carried out.

22. No iron boxes were allowed in the room. If u want u can give it to dhobi who used to come every sunday to collect the dirtly clothes. But we had iron box and 3 years nobody came to know abt it :)

23. Lights to be swtiched off after 12.00 but our day used to start at 12.00 a.m. Gossipng wat else.

All these things we came to know in some days only…and we all freshers…(fucchas) were already feeling very miserable as to what kindda shitty place this is…and to add to our miseries were our seniors..and their spirit for ragging us…