lovely Balloons

One thing that can make a girl conscious is her size of B@@bs. Some girls are really heavy and some are flat there. Even if others don't make fun of them they still would be haunted with the feeling on either side...

We too had a a girl called Lovely..she is the one who has been mentioned on malai maar ke post...She was kinda flat and conscious and yet blunt about the same. There are very few people in life who can laugh on themselves and she was truly one among them. At 10.00 p.m when we were all locked behind those grills as per normal hostel routines, she came to 2nd floor corridor and stood opposite to our door passing some nasty comments on one of the juniors. She had two balloons which she grabbed from someone. She entered our room and had a question mark on why were we not doing something...we were all sitting and thinking our own stuff. She hated boredom and non gossip environment.

She started entertaining us with her bf stories which weren't that exciting..then with a gloomy face she said her bf doesn't like one thing about her..while we were engrossed in our own thoughts and pretended we listened to her, this statement definitely caught our attention...(well girls are little careful on what any bf on this earth says and tries to match/sync up accordingly)

With a pause she said: well he feels that my b@@bs are pretty small and they should have been big. As she finished, she saw 4 set of eyes staring at her b@@bs (another interesting thing a girl would do is, after staring at others she will finally look at her owns)...she got more cheesed off and said " i don't know if those big would suit me"...

One of us said "why don't u try and see what size would suit and may b then we can think of a solution". Her eyes twinkled with the thought of big ones...Suddenly she left the room in a hurry...we were confused but it was expected...(sometimes some girls do weird things at weird times with weird reactions..)

5 mins later there was a knock at our door, the room wasn't locked from inside and hence none of us got up to see who really it was with those etiquette after all those insulting ragging sessions.
Then someone hits the door with a leg and it bangs to the wall dusting some of its whitewash...

All 4 set of eyes were on the door to greet the great personality who is yet to enter! There comes Ms.Lovely looking a bit different...i would say a bit more appealing (atleast to guys!)...she hadnt put any make up on her nor had she changed her dress...its just that she looked like Jenna Jameson in that black full covered top of hers...4 of us were wondering on what lies beneath..

with all curious expressions on our face we asked her -> whats that??? And she just lifted her Tshirt for answers...2 balloons fell and we went mad laughing...rolling on our beds...she made an innocent face and asked us on why we were behaving like mads...we just could not speak and had our laughing fits...

She stood and waited for 5 mins but all of us were in tears, tears with laughter...had no energy in getting up from where we had fallen and had no energy to explain how dummy b@@bs can fall so freely with gravity :D...we were just hoping that she doesn't try that stunt with her bf...we were on our wagon of wild imaginations on what -if scenarios...

She got irritated when we did not appreciate her idea and made fun of her...she ran behind those balloons in the room, picked and tried placing them back...then covered with her black top and went out for some frank opinions...as she stepped out she met 2 other girls and she left them in the same hysterical state in the corridor...she was trying to find one single soul who would say its looking good...

While she was looking for her prey like a vampire in the night, she encounters our irritating Assistie, who had come for her attendance schedule. With those huge, artificial, separable assets she faced the assistee. Assistee was speechless and under a state of shock for a minute, there was an awkward silence for a minute or two. Lovely tried breaking it by starting a conversation but assistee was not able to take her eyes off lovely's chest...lovely tried her best to indulge her in the conversation (eye to eye) but she just wouldn't look at any other direction...

Assistee could not control her curiosity and asked her these golden words: "how did u grow them in 3 hrs, i saw u in the prayer and it was all normal, why are they swollen?" we don't know what lovely felt at that particular moment...

There was no end to our hysterical laughs...i don't remember what wee hour we slept but assistee's last sentence kept running like a marquee in our minds...

Basic Instinct

Day1:

We realized that not many seniors were interested in ragging us (read raping us). They seemed to busy with something which as a new joiner was difficult to understand or predict. All we could see was that they were jammed in a room and still there was pin drop silence. Can u believe that more than 50 girls in a room and still silence.

That reminds me of a joke:
A group of tourists visit the Niagara Falls and are accompanied by a guide. The guide says "I welcome you all to the Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that the sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!" "Now, may I request that the ladies in the back keep quiet so that we can hear the falls!"

That was superlative degree (In 10th grade it was referred in hindi as "Atishyokti Alankar")

Now coming back to main episode:

All of them came out after sometime and they were in weird moods...some were giggling, some were disgusted..some were excited and some were....sorry i cant explain this.

Few days later we came to know that 50 girls can be silent only if they are watching a porn movie for the first time in their life...strange...now i m sure u would ask which one..well someone in that small town could manage to only get "KamaSutra (KS)" for rent!

We all juniors were equally desperate to watch one...Few months later, after the ragging session was over and we patched up with seniors, we showed our inclination and interest to them. They laughed and agreed on their second and our first adventure. We go permission to watch movie in a hall. 3-4 girls went out to buy a movie and they came back with Baby's day out! Well that was what we had told our warden on what we are watching but the original movie that they had got was "Basic Instinct". I dont know whose idea it was of calling it a porn movie!!! Girls actually have a different source of information on reviews and the link below explains how it works:

Bf -> Gf: Basic instinct is a good movie..we liked the scenes ;)
Gf -> to her best friend in hostel: my bf said its a sexy movie and we shld watch ;)
Best friend -> to a casual friend: lets watch BI as i have heard its a movie on sex
Casual friend -> to all girls in hostel one by one: lets watch basic instinct and its a porn...

We all decided to have lunch and start the movie at 3.00 in the afternoon so that there are least disturbances and visitors will also be less to hostel.

2.45 p.m: few girls having butterflies in stomach, few nervous, few psyched out..and few very very excited...

2.50 p.m: 90% have reached the hall room and waiting the movie to be played

2.55 p.m: 100% girls have reached the room and one girl struggling with VCR and the cassette of basic instinct.

3.00 p.m: the movie starts and the girls silent and engrossed in the movie.

3.15 p.m: knock on the door (btw we had bolted it from inside due to wardies fear)

3.15.10 p.m: girl struggling to close the basic instinct and putting the baby's day out's cassette.

3.15.15 p.m: the knocks are high and we can hear wardie screaming to open the door

3.16 p.m: wardie has taken a seat in the middle to watch the movie... (do i need to specify that she had guessed that there was something fishy in the room and that's y it took long for girls 2 open the room)

5.30 p.m: we finish baby's day out with a sad face..

5.31 p.m: she asks us to go and return the cassette to the shop..@%@!#%#$&*%^#$^

5.32 p.m: girls return to their rooms

Well it very painful to let the CD go...full KLPD...

we too learnt all the lingo's from boys hostel and u know how we got them :D

The movie club never happened in hostel again due to the fear of wardie..she remained our wardie for next 3 years...

Signing off with beautiful memories...


Note: BTW i watched Basic instinct when i did my PG from a diff place and ensured that the room full of girls was not a suspect...we had got 3 other movies to ensure wardie is not awake whole nite :P...